Scrambled Eggs

Every fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn’t pray to him isn’t a real Christian.

It’s manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.

Gonna lay down and die.

Huh. I guess it’s not as unpopular as it once was. I’m glad to see that.

Unpopular opinion: Nintendo is overrated and is no longer innovation.

Literally not the onion

It’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.

Doughnuggets

That’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.