It would be wonderful if it were only BMW drivers who didn’t use turn signals.

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

Pretty much.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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Can confirm. Starting a way better job next month.

Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.

True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

I signed up for the app and there are so many dark patterns used in the signup process it’s insulting.

When I die I want it to be quick, but with a good ten seconds warning. That way I have a chance to enjoy not having any responsibilities or deadlines at least for a bit.

I love Robert Reich but if he thinks we’re gonna “well actually” our way out of xenophobia and racism he needs to do some more reading.

I never saw any stars. I just saw the prices.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

Chewbacca. Because I am also large, hairy, and communicate in a series of grunts and growls

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

Most people are idiots most of the time.

Some people are idiots some of the time.

No one is never an idiot.