I hope you mean per day with those numbers.

COVID-19 was the warm up round.

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

That’s a good question, odd how all that vote fraud claims stopped after the election. We all know Republicans project.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Screw the Leaf Sheep. It’s all about the North American House Hippo.

I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.

That was someone’s retirement grease!

Dino nuggies are god tier.

Your wife’s boyfriend.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Someone is doing with some gusto!

I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It’s a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.

The answer is, vampires are not rude. You have to invite them for some sucky sucky.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

This is why we vote for Kang.

Lidia Thorpe is not wrong when Briitish colonialism fucked the world. The British should be held accountable for that. However, this arguement can be made to absolve the Australian government of their fuckery with indigenous people.

Sure, Australia didn’t become federate until the early 1900s. However, I would imagine sometime prior to that Australia was acting more or less as an independent country.

I typically listen to these after taking my morning LSD

Best time to do LSD. Can still go to bed on time and get a good night sleep.

After all, it’s a citizen’s right, not a privilege.

If rights don’t apply to everyone, then they are privileges.