Here are the answers in order:

Possibly, but sounds more like a statement of fact to me. Probably not but who knows.Likely, you saw the 🥺. Pegging, or just having a penis. Not necessarily.

Switches are bilingual

Is he increasing the amount of children to hang around him as meat shields? By the end of the year there will be so many of them he’ll feel like he’s at one of his emerald mines

Thank you Genshin Impact for funding this scientific development

“Playable” is a spectrum. First there’s the usual compatibility problems that come with running an old game on modern PCs. Plus it’s a notoriously buggy game running on a notoriously buggy, engine with DX9 code that did not scale well on the CPU.

With mods you get it to running flawlessly.

Anyone who wants to play NV again/for the first time, check out Viva New Vegas, a modguide that makes the game actually playable and performant. There’s now a Wabbajack version, meaning you can get it perfectly modded with very little user input.

I also recommend “Just Assorted Mods” if you want some modern QoL changes (sprinting, hit markers, weapon wheel, loot quickmenu, etc)

Holy shit is that why Bart prank calls Moe

Geoguessr players: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

Simultaneously so weak and incompetent that they can’t take a village of 80 year olds but so scary that they’ll go to war with like a fifth of the planet.

How does the Umberto Eco thing go again?

Prime Minister

It will be really funny a couple of years from now when the dementia gets really obvious and everyone keeps pretending the emperor has clothes on and isn’t rubbing shit on the German PM’s face.

Then the worst people on the planet will talk about what an alpha chad move that was.

I recognize Juan Guaidó as interim president of the United States until we figure out what happened

Is this how Assassin’s Creed works

If you do that today gamers will cry about it being “unoptimized”

Just ask “what is making money” to get the answer. It’s still live service and gacha shit, but I’m sure they’ll try to add machine learning to it somehow cause you gotta have that

“Fascism is when you have to infer a word from context to avoid being called slurs” (Albert Fascism, creator of the .ml TLD

In communist China everyone gets a daily ration of 5 crickets and tree bark scraps, that you’re only allowed to eat after giving Xi Jinping a sloppy kiss in the mouth.