I’m in California. If you feel the need for a defensive weapon, the most you can get away with is a plain, wooden cane from a drugstore. Even then, if a cop thinks you don’t need that cane, you’ll get the shit beat out of you and the stick taken away.

Ask me how I know.

The crash was always a built-in undocumented feature of the bubble.

“Ignore the DeepAI logo! Believe Mr. Trump!”

No. R3v0luti0n is impossible in a postindustrial society.

Is a total ban on diabetes medicine on the way? This is an effort to kill anyone who isn’t young and fit.

“There is no cannibalism in children’s literature! And when I say ‘none,’ I mean there is a certain amount.”

Well, consider that most Americans couldn’t show you France or Germany on a map.

Lucky. My Chloe stomps back and forth on me,digging in each little paw.

In the states anyway, our sense of community has almost vanished. Rather than concerning ourselves with improving society, we have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens, all of us competing with everyone else.

Even common courtesy has gone down the shitter. On the roads, at retail establishments, everything is a fight. Shove your way past everyone or you’re weak.

One of my sociology professors was involved in a project to assess the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was slightly effective with one group – 8th grade boys.

Of course, her findings didn’t fit the 80s narrative, so her study was shelved and the LAPD was happy.

My cats.

They made me say that.

Poomaster 5000 will determine your level of productivity from your crap! Think how that will benefit your betters!

My kitties are my shrinks.

I think you’ve got a cat.

"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

“Welcome to the Corporation.”

In my burb, workers have to race to the bus, in order to get their bikes into one of two racks.

And what does the article say? Eating soup isn’t manly? WTF? I’d like to hear his rationale for that one, but I’d probably lose a couple of IQ points reading it.

With a manly helping hand, they beat each other’s hard problems.

His Grindr nickname is probably “FatherBottom.”

It’s a hoot. These Ultra Incels think the Orthodox Church is going to hand them a submissive woman. Sounds like their new church is a sausage fest up in there.