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If you don’t care about “moving your virtual location” using vpns, check your router settings, you might just find an option to enable a VPN server. It’ll be fast, and guess what… It’s free
Also did I mention that you control the data flowing trough it
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Aww how inspirational
1/5th of norway’s population lives in Oslo which is why the homocide rates seem inflated on that map
Thanks for the correction. How did I mess that up…
Ah yes. Why did I not think of that
Have you tried turning the victim(s) on then off again? If that doesn’t fix your issue I suggest you call tech support. Their local hotline is 112, and if you’re looking for the international one it’s 911. Both lines are toll free.
When you’re logged out, you can only access data on antisocial people, like logged out of society.
Love the accidental metaphor
If I remember correctly, the police failed to arrive quickly because he bombed a government building in central Oslo. When they did arrive to the general area, they found out that the amount of equipment they had to bring with them caused them to exceed the weight limit of the boat they used which in turn flooded the engine with water. To add to the series of unfortunate events and general incompetence, they were forced to travel 3.6 km to the island instead of the planned 600m, adding delays to their arrival.
I remember the days after the attacks as I couldn’t attend school due to many of the teachers losing their children at Utøya. Many of the teachers I had resigned as they couldn’t bear the weight of lost family.
It still messes with me even though I was 6 or 7 when this happened, and wasn’t directly affected. I can’t think of how much pain those parents had to have endured
So what you’re saying is that cities were made by governments in order to control the population, and to some degree reduce overcrowding? /s
The reason for Norway having one of the longest coastlines is that it has a large number of small islands.
It’s on an island
Here’s the reason for why the data is public (according to them)
This is why VG publishes an overview of all Norwegian murders
All murders have ripple effects. For the immediate family, for the local community and for society at large. VG has mapped all murder cases from 2000 to the present day.
Openness about who, where, how and why people are killed is important in order to be able to conduct a knowledge-based debate about murder as a social problem. It is only when the public knows what is happening that it is possible to implement preventive measures.
In recent years, a number of miscarriages of justice have been uncovered. VG believes that openness about criminal cases and legal processes is an important safety valve for avoiding prejudgment - and strengthening legal certainty for both victims and suspects.
Through its work on the report series “The unsolved deaths”, VG revealed in 2023 that the official Norwegian statistics on unsolved murders were missing several murder victims. This underlines the need for an ongoing public overview of all murder cases - regardless of police assessments.
This text was translated to English using deepl. Here’s the original article
I assume it’s to humanize the victims of homicides, rather than portraying them as mere statistics on a spreadsheet.
Kinda sad tho
Every force has an equal and opposite attraction