Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools

It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead

But doctor, I am Pagliacci

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay

I didn’t want be the one to make that joke but I’m glad somebody did

I did consider that. Using standard notation, the lowercase “he” as opposed to a capital “He” would mean that Judah is the subject, not God. Nevertheless, the first sentence implies that even with God, Judah was incapable to affect those with iron chariots.

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

I beg to differ

Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

40k games??? That’s far too many