With cow tools

Was Madagascar not available to take the phone?

…why would you start in the middle of a season?

Christ, finally. Not in the EU nor Brazil, but I hope this deal goes good for you and helps you break off from us here in the USA

He’s a committed, conservative Christian

we know, we knew that when he murdered Good

Never ask a white supremacist what race his girlfriend is

I’m expecting boots on the ground

I thought it was an earbud before reading the comments

Oh? Thank God she never got to be president

Sounds like how to make a plumbus

Shrimpler

Are you my Grandpa? The only one I know who eats Good & Plenty

If crabs could get into our houses as easily as ants we’d hate looking at them too

No, it’s just an artifact of copying reuters

It’s like an Onion headline

This decade is like a lowlights of the 20th century

I wonder which one of those wasn’t illegal at the time

Fatty!