Clearly needs a tie clip!
Eh, McMillan is a republican who endorsed Trump. We don’t need him.
Kamchatka front when?
“I use Estrogen as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, "Estrogen is just the kernel. You use GNU+Estrogen!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Estrogen, but it’s not GNU+Estrogen.
The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!” Coolly, I reply “If Testosterone was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long.”
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve womansplained him to death.
OrDUH! OrrDUH!
He’ll save children, but not the British children
Watch the hoops that MattKC had to jump through to turn a working WiiU console into an actually working WiiU.
A protein is a tein that has lost its amateur status.
—Calvin
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
First Nations peoples?
…sorry, you really made this too easy, eh?
It also blocked emails sent in Welsh because it did not recognise the language.
Highly recommend reading the Examples section of that page
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The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas*. Not to be pedantic, but that completely changes the message of the story.
“Make sure he doesn’t pick your pocket!”
No, clearly this is Darwin finally admitting what we’ve known all along: the man is actually composed entirely of sentient clover and bees.
Kendrick: You’re a pedo, your son hates you, your mom raised a terrible kid, and you’ve got a secret daughter
Drake: tf? I don’t have a daughter