That’s the only reason it got my upvote

I’ll give you 3 guesses

3. Penis worms?

I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like “Hawk Tuah Lubricants”)

Goddammit that’s what I was gonna do

Hide yo kids, hide yo mice

While I do admit that the latter option is much funnier, it’s probably the former. That or they built all the above-ground rooms perfectly to scale, but didn’t know the exact layout of the service/security tunnels? Idk, but that is definitely an odd choice of wording

Lol wrong SSN, but I think you knew that

I also watched the Rachel Maddow expose the other day (not my only source, but certainly the most recent)

I mean, I never said I did. I’m just throwing out another possibility (that has happened before) so that people don’t just walk away taking the meme at face value without engaging with it

Thanks friend!

He may not have been fully aware of what he was being filmed for. This wouldn’t be the first time a famous actor had been tricked into being part of an anti-science video:

https://youtu.be/icwDF8wRgF4?si=oSXWf_nB1oQPLKQv

I agree in principle, but I feel like I should point out that mindset is very similar to what we all thought back in 2016, and he ended up ‘winning’ because we underestimated his chances. Unfortunately, we’ll just have to let hindsight be the judge

Ah. Misleading headline then

I’m no expert on international maritime law by ANY means, but how is this not an act of war against Egypt by Russia?

Goddammit you got me

That was a great explanation, thank you

Did you bring the buttfor?

Yeah but he’s got several body doubles. I’m not saying that’s exactly what happened on this visit, but it wouldn’t be impossible (though, admittedly, pretty unlikely)