Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.
They contributed greatly to the invention of search engines.
That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.
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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.
I’m now pissed off that it’s taken ☹️
That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.
Back in my day, “slammed” meant something. I don’t remember wtf it was… But it meant something
I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.
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Lmao
Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?
This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻
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You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.
I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.
Obviously not, I said they work.
My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.
Where the fuck are you getting spicy celery?
Gimmie a couple more stomach chambers and I will.