“Google is making it easier for Google to pry into your personal data.”

“Water is making it easier for water to make you wet.”

Do you have any more pictures of him

Soul patch

The list of previous searches on his iPhone included “Which month is april in islam,” “Festivals happening near me,” “are suicide attacks haram in islam,” “ginger isis member,” “lone wolf terrorists isis,” and “can tou kill a woman who foesnt[sic] wear hijab.”

lol of course he’s a fucking idiot

Fetterman is a fucking turncoat bitch

You mean three weeks into summer? We started our summer with a massive heatwave where I am.

What do you mean drakes judgement isn’t great? He knows exactly which underage child stars to groom.

Fuck yes. It’s more than performative infighting, it’s some self-congratulating back patting nonsense while ALSO accomplishing nothing and making a cohesive resistance much less realistic. It’s so fucking self-serving and pointless. A self ego stroke.

I think they were saying it was stunningly stupid and tone deaf. No one is actually stunned, it’s more that it’s unbelievable to everyone that he actually said it. It was a bit tongue in cheek.

I like beef and broccoli, motherfucka.
Mind your goddamn business!
Matter of fact, you know what? I’m out.**
I feel like some arroz con pollo a banana daiquiri, and a motherfuckin bistec empanado.

lol what? You just enjoy running cover for genocide that much that you’ll do it in your free time? Fuckin sad

This is dope af

Not even close

Do you not follow tankie circles at all? A not insignificant subsection of “leftists” (read: western e-commies) kowtow to any country that has ever claimed to be communist or socialist. They’ll run cover for everything they’ve ever done.

The word “could” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence

It’s not surprising that Google.com has a dollar amount they’re willing to spend on keeping something or someone you love alive. Real corpo swine behavior.

My cat had a stroke that affected her back end. There was a terrifying time where we didn’t know if she’d be able to empty her own bowels anymore. I had to massage her constipation out of her.

Now her poops surprise her and she frequently runs away when it happens.

Damn I had no idea I was reading a cat’s opinion on video games the last 200-odd days! What the hell, Atticus. Tell us you’re a cat if you’re gonna give me opinions on video games.

It is a mystery why their shares didn’t tank more

Because the stock market is a fucking scam.