Shhh, don’t call it “haptic feedback” or they might make them flat, unmoving buttons that have a vibration motor behind them.

This is why I only hire Shelly de Killer.

When the ICC next probes war crimes claims against the chief sexual misconduct prosecutor:

Everyone knows that ethics and the law are basically the same thing. /s

And other reasons why closed-source firmware can go fuck itself.

It’s a shame Firebird doesn’t seem to be on F-Droid. But Graph89 is really good for the older calculators!

True. See WP:NOT and WP:CON for some idea of how this whole thing works.

Good. Fuck Chegg. Let cheating, plagiarizing dipshits have the dubious AI slop.

I wrote them a follow-up thanking them and giving them some tips on buying a bike rack – the kinds, the pros and cons, and what use cases they’re best-suited for.

I definitely avoided Lemmy the first go-round with the API fuckery because it seemed from the outside like basically just a tankie protest Reddit in a similar way to how Voat was just a neo-Nazi protest Reddit. To the Lemmy devs’ absolute credit, they don’t push new users toward any of those, though.

I thought one day after having had a Mastodon for some time that I might not have given Lemmy a fair shake, so I went back and ended up finding that most instances are basically normal Reddit fare but honestly less shitty than Reddit proper (there’s a trade-off that posts are less frequent and that small, niche communities can attract unwanted attention by having their posts almost immediately show up in ‘all’).

Yeah, I phrased that poorly; I should’ve said “will be brushed off”. The person who responded CC’d multiple people, so I can tell they weren’t just placating.

Americans need their Group 1 (processed meats) and Group 2A (red meats) carcinogens to lead healthy lives, so sayeth this stupid bitch with zero background in nutrition.

“In the sliced cheese category, prices fell by more than 40 percent [compared to the previous year].” God damn.

LMAO. The little doodle of a happy dog with a tag pierced into their ear.

CosmicRaySort.

“Tattoos. Coke. And chronic stress. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect line cooks. But Head Chef Marco accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Gay.”

Pseudoscience. Kind of, anyway. Bears produce UCDA which itself has some medical uses, but not for “traditional Chinese medicine”, which is largely rooted in pseudoscience.

Definitely please do!

Walkers and Lay’s have substantial overlap both being owned by Frito-Lay, but I’ve seen no indication so far that the Thai sweet chilli Lay’s chips are getting this same treatment. So I didn’t want to potentially mislead anyone.

I like to post a lot here about small issues/victories, and this is one of them.

• It wears away at the status quo of using milk powder in potato chips.
• It gives the dairy industry one fewer outlet to sell their cruel product.
• It gives vegans more options, thereby making it an easier choice.