Depends who you show it off to

Knock knock knock knock knock…

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

Or at least shove a pineapple up his ass

You look like a parking lot from space. -peeps

Yeah you have to be better at knowing when people are serious or not.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don’t want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I’m still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

Even with my username people still don’t understand.

Moded. Thank you for sticking your neck out for us, I’m disabled and I would be dead immediately if it was not for the armed forces. In all of the countries protecting their citizens, I have respect for every kid putting their life on the line daily.

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

Shit!! Guy? I was supposed to be Gay! Oh well next time

Oh shit!! Get him!

Is there a fat boy option? Genuinely asking a question. I’m 6’5" and a 300 pound linebacker. Small cars are so hard to get into. Honda fit was OK but I had to always get in but first and tilt my head all they way to make it in. The space behind me was a dead seat because a person would not be able to fit there legs. Mid size SUVs are the same, small trucks, even full size sedans are so hard to get into because of my height and they are so close to the ground. My knees always hurt after a while driving because my knees are against the dash. I got a single cab full sized truck but with the prospect of a spawn coming soon, my wife and I are looking for a different option. Thank you any input.

Had a friend die doing 60mph on a pedal bike down a hill. He got hit by a car, people blamed the car but he was on the wrong side of the road around the bend and the car was only doing 15mph. I just want to live, we are all headed underground. Just a different speeds.

Nom nom nom

What! You can’t say that! YOUR BANNED! but it wasn’t me though, be cool. Lol

Nice! That’s a good one. I also feel good, I feel like I should never have to put a /s next to my comments ever again lol