Add a little sugar and you have a solid rehydration blend then

Pretty sure millionaires age better regardless of skin color, don’t know why race is involved

We had a solution for this MOONTOWERS

I have the same relationship with Little Caesars, sometimes you just want trash food and it’s all that will satisfy the craving

The average cup of coffee is a latte in the USA

Tapwater, you don’t need to make shit up when shitting on the USA

Bruh I was just at a Waffle House, they served coffee in perfectly normal ceramic cups, didn’t get any though, felt like the ever rarer Mr. Pibb instead

RAM prices fluctuate but always return to normal pretty fast, at least compared to gpus and cpus

Or you have no sense of humor, you are supposed to celebrate differences. Not mash them down and hide them like a shameful secret

I don’t like being reduced to a slave owner as my family arrived in this nation as indentured slaves.

Better to talk about it than quietly perpetuate it, or not so quietly, I’ve never been called a mutt by another American but Europeans love to mock my “racial impurity”

It’s almost like race is a foundational conversation to the USA, a colonial nation.

It’s almost like we have our own culture separated from our Old World cousins. That punchline was pure nostalgia

I will sacrifice every pronghorn in Wyoming, how much sage?

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

We have tacos, crows do not

The entirety of ww2, Spain transitioned out of fascism relatively peacefully too

That’s a lot of toast

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can