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Black text on a white background reading:

"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing”.

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A pop-up for an app reading

"Boost asks for your consent to use your personal data to:

"Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurements, audience insights and product development

"Store and/or access information on a device

"Learn more

“How can I change my choice?”

The text in the centre is obscured by another pop-up window, the text below the obscuring window continues

"accessed by and shared with third-party vendors, or used specifically by this site or app.

“Some vendors may process your personal data on the basis of legitimate interest, which you can object to by managing your options below. Look for a link at the bottom of this page or in our privacy policy where you can withdraw consent.”

At the bottom of the window are three buttons marked “Consent”, “Do not consent”, and “Manage options”.

Another pop-up covers part of the pop-up beneath reading

"What if I don’t consent?

“Your personal data won’t be used for the above, unless we and our vendors determine that we have a legitimate interest to do so.”

At the bottom of the window is a Close button.

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X/Twitter post by user brittany wilson @sameoldstory reading “One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well”

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A four-panel meme using screenshots form Star Trek Voyager, showing The Doctor talking to Seven of Nine.

The first panel shows The Doctor’s face as he says, “What’s your greatest weakness?”

The second panel shows Seven of Nine’s face as she replies, “Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics”

The third panel shows The Doctor again as he replies, “…Could you give an example?”

The final panel shows Seven of Nine again, as she says, “Yes, I could.”

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A version of the White Man Has Been Here meme showing a Robert Griffing painting of two Native American trackers examining footprints in the snow. One is standing and the other squatting, both are holding rifles. The squatting tracker is saying “western game dev has been here.”

His standing companion asks “How can you tell?”

The first tracker replies, “161 GB for a basketball game”.

The footprints in the snow have been replaced by a screen shot of an X/Twitter notification by Saved You A Click Video Games replying to a post by GameSpot reading “NBA 2K24 File Size Revealed, And It’s Even Bigger Than Starfield - Report dlvr.it/Svvggh2” accompanied by an image of a basketball player for the Lakers team. The Saved You A Click Video Games’ response reads “It’s 161GB on Xbox Series X|S.”

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The image is titled “HUMANS WERE MADE TO”.

Below the title are 5 images and 6 lines of text. The first image is that of a person sitting on a chair at a desk. The text beside it reads “Sit at the desk 9-5”.

The second image is the Netflix logo, the text beside it reads “Come home every night to watch Netflix”.

The third image is a person wearing a backpack, shorts, boots, and a hat. The text beside it reads “Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year”.

The fourth image is that of a box containing an assortment of items, the text beside it reads “Have zero creativity”.

The fifth image is that of a person sitting on the floor with their knees drawn up to their chest, the text beside it reads “Have every single aspiration beaten out of them”.

Underneath the images is a final line of text reading “THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE.”

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X/Twitter post by user 🎇 K8 is a Danger to The Republic 🎇 @K84UnitedLeft reading:

"The point of class analysis isn’t to say that your landlord is a bad person, it’s to say that your landlord has class interests that directly oppose your own.

“They might not treat you like shit, but when push comes to shove they will put their income before your wellbeing.”

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Thank you for the correction! I’ve edited my comment. This was a particularly difficult one for me, so I really appreciate the information 💜

My bad! I had a lot of trouble with this one, I’ll admit. Thank you so much for the information, I’ve edited my comment. 💜

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A sticker attached to a pole with a QR code in the top right corner. Down the left side are the letters A to G on coloured tags with arrow-angled right ends, and under G a black coloured tag with HELL written on it, in the style of the European Union’s energy efficiency labels found on appliances. Each tag ranges in colour from dark green to red and increases in size the further down it goes. Each arrow end indicates a different silhouette.

The A tag is dark green and very short, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a walking stick figure.

The B tag is a slightly lighter green than A and slightly longer, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a bicycle.

The C tag is light green and slightly longer than B, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of an moped.

The D tag is yellow and slightly longer than C, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a subway train.

The E tag is orange and slightly longer than D, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a car.

The F tag is orange-red and slightly longer than E, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a yacht.

The G tag is red and the length increase from F is almost triple that of previous length increases, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of an airplane.

The HELL tag is black and longer than G, the arrow end points towards the silhouette of a tank.

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Edited, thank you!

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A washed out photo of a man looking worried with the text over it: “Me reading H*tlèrś Wikipedia page after I went back in past and ruined his painting to get him rejected from art school so I don’t have to study his overrated and boring paintings in art class”

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Tumblr post by user iputmilkinearlgrey reading ‘parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound’

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A message from Meta Quest with a picture of quadrupedal orange alien with purple spots down its spine and large green eyes named Bogo from the Oculus Quest experience of the same name. Below the image is the text:

"Hi Kolorafa,

We are reaching out to let you know that Bogo will no longer be supported as of Friday, March 15, 2024. You may continue to wave at, pet, and feed Bogo on your Quest device until 11:59 PM PT on that date.

We admit we’ve gotten attached to the little guy too! There’s still time to grab that just-slightly-out-of-reach fruit one last time. Bogo will appreciate it. And so will we. 🐾 🎆

Thanks,

The Meta Quest team"

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Comment by user timb @burgerdrome@aus.social reading:

“I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it’s trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it’s downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it’s being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology.”

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Beep boop

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A 3-panel CTRL+ALT+DEL comic by Tim Buckley.

The first panel shows a blond man wearing a green sleeveless shirt, long brown pants, sturdy brown boots, brown bracers, and a belt and sash, standing against a forested backdrop with a signpost to his right reading “START”.

The second panel shows the START signpost is far to the right edge of the panel and the blond man has turned and walked directly into a rock wall with an onomatopoeic WHUMP!

The last panel shows a brown-haired, bearded man in green shirt, blue pants and glasses, sitting on a cream-coloured couch next to a blond-haired boy wearing a blue shirt and black shorts. The man is holding a controller for a video game console. The boy says “Why do you always start every level in every game by turning around and running backwards?”. The man replies “because one time a game hid a secret behind the start position and my OCD decided I have to suffer for the rest of my life.”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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Black text on white background reading

'“GOD: Performs miracles”

“HUMANS: Invent camera”

God since that day:’

Below is an image of Pingu from the TV show of the same name sitting in a chair, flippers folded, legs swinging and eyes narrowed in anger, with the text alongside him reading “well now I am not doing it”

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