Son-of-bitch!

I had to turn down my Fender Rumble 500 because if I turn it to 5, it makes my pants flap like I’m in front of a fan, and it caused enough vibration to make one of my drummers crash stands fall over lol

Yeah, but we slap and make the ground shake.

Jr rubs a coke encrusted finger all over his gumline

“I’LL DO IT DADDY! I’LL COLLECT THEM TARIFFS!”

Yessss…fuck the orks

They’d be wiped out instantly while bickering about who’s in charge

They all went on extended vacation, Comrade. Very nice and long.

I hedging my bet that the invasion happens on the 20th.

I hope I’m wrong, but it would be perfect timing with the chaos of the transition and none of the major Secretary positions filled.

Sunflower Fertilizerer. Best paying job in Russia, Comrades.

Damn. I see not much flew out.

Dumb ass.

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Open this and put the URL into the cleaner.

Oh and bookmark it so you can use it whenever.

https://12ft.io/

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

Big bada boom.

Might want to bring one. There’s probably a lot of copper in those walls.

If you ban social media companies that don’t regulate their shit you won’t.

Imagine being an engineer and crowing about how much you make, bitching about taxes, and how good you have it.

Now you have to move to Texas.

Lmao.

That’s all right-wingers, though, isn’t it? Until life slaps them in the tits and all the horrible shit they champion affects them personally.

Sharper and with a nice wide shot pattern.