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Court over Zoom ❌
Zoom over to court ✅
Court over Zoom ❌
Zoom over to court ✅
I like worm butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny.
When a worm comes in with them Itty bitty waists
And many things in your face, you get sprung.
Depends on elevation
I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.
clear air turbulence
Is that like black ice for planes?
I mean… Eventually everyone loses all their weight.
Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!
The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”
“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.
Fo’ shizzle
Front + boot = froot?
Stop with the puns… We get the point
Behind Bars series on YouTube. Especially the one on Antananarivo prison in Madagascar.
It really helps me appreciate my freedom and life, despite occasional difficulties.
Slow blink if they are treating you well
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
I see some people have forgotten rule 29 of the internet.