I still remember looking down and seeing one of the cats just being orange. To this day I don’t know what he got into.

I don’t know if it’s a symptom of getting older, but I can tell you that pretty much every time I’ve hung out with friends in the last few years the conversation eventually devolves into what we’ve been watching.

On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.

I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.

Yeah, my eyes would be on fire for hours.

https://youtu.be/wg-9oI4VqGQ

I always just find them on youtube. Searching for them is a bit cluttered rough now with this news, but this one is probably my favorite.

Don’t read his poetry. Listen to him read it. He has a wonderful voice.

https://youtu.be/PJwo6bMKBaw

My favorite comment on it is “My balls dropped during this video. And my I’m a 35-year-old woman.”

One of our cats has successfully gotten through three different types of child-proof locks to get into the treat cabinet.

The other one just sat on a lit candle.

Plus the best goddamn theme song ever.

I did it all for the nussy.

Listen to that baby purr.

Season 1 was a masterpiece, at least for me and my drinking buddies. Kinda fell off a cliff, though.

Almost ate a bag of Dick’s today, but wanted to make it home in time for the game.

Probably should’ve eaten some Dick’s.

Yup. I tried it because it sounded like a pleasant way to wake up. Instead I just started hating some of my favorite songs.

You know what they call The Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese…

Niemand glaubt diese sheißkopfer.

Failed self-circumcision.

These monsters…

Exactly. In and of itself, criticizing illegal immigration is simply criticizing an illegal act. However, it is usually steeped in racist logic and arguments. Talking about how people who come over our southern border are genetically inferior and prone to crime is racist as fuck. Adding roadblocks to immigration for brown people while simultaneously streamlining immigration of white South Africans (the guys who did Apartheid) is racist as fuck.