Zoom is fucken cancer.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

Le Creuset casserole pots are awesome.

1% tax imposed on any money entering or leaving a bank or stock account.

Thought the last mineraterian starved to death last Thursday?

“Greatest country on earth” sorry bud, just lost that title.

Mate!

Or your 1st born child. They’re not fussy.

“I’m voting for rapist” is a pretty shit message.

Chilling and saying hi to your neighbour is propaganda??

Repeal of the fainess doctrine has also had a major impact.

Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.

Those things we consume also involve a lot of political pocket lining, to look the other way when they need to do bad shit.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Sustained: deat cat.