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It’s a feature.

So is that thing going to start suing palaeontologists that discover similar species?

You’re right. He didn’t spend eight years in school. He dropped out before he got his degree. He is Mister Frankenstein.

He only made one and a half, though (he stopped working on his second one before he was finished.)

Judging by the JPEG artifacting, this meme is old enough to be about the secret of NiCad.

One is a genius, the other’s insane.

Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

Is a joke in yo town.

Fantastic.

The Superman in Man of Steel didn’t give a crap about the world around him.

Reminds me of the Choose Your Own Adventure knockoff series “Pick A Path”, which as a kid I thought was “Pick i Path” because of how they wrote the A in their logo.

He did throw Sarah’s roommate’s boyfriend quite a few times during their fight, though.

I guess you could explain it like that, but I’d really prefer it if they just started writing Superman stories with a more realistic depiction of the world around Superman in mind. It would add more drama since, while Superman himself is invulnerable, the rest of the world isn’t, so Supes should have to be extremely careful with how he uses his powers if he’s actually going to save anyone.

He could also talk normally despite half of his lips being gone.

The Nolan movies always cared more about giving the appearance of realism by making everything dull and monotone than actually being realistic.

The little girl is the demon’s familiar.

You maniacs!

I thought Rory was the good man. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that episode.

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

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