You’re right, I’m sorry. I would advise you not to eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets

Another reason why domain registrars should be restricting these kinds of sites to their own category of tld

Something tells me he was also getting fiber, vitamins, and minerals from somewhere during that time, so unless you have a dietician on call to help you balance that out, don’t eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets.

I guess the USSR and USA had mutually assured destruction by means other than nuclear

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No! You’re supposed to be miserable for your entire youth by saving and investing every penny you don’t need to survive! That way you can afford all the medical bills and therapy you’ll need when you’re old and retired and have had a life devoid of joy!!

Sigma grindset!!!

Malware just means “Software the user doesn’t want on their system”. Bloatware counts as malware.

That’s a novella but definitely more disturbing and more universal than most of the short stories in this thread

As with most advice regarding early childhood development, your mileage may vary.

Flowers for Algernon moment

If a take is so bad that I would be stooping multiple levels downto even reply to it, I block the user.

I don’t have to look at takes that bad, and neither do you

Full size for full size trick-or-treaters, fun size for fun size trick-or-treaters

Keep the spirit alive for the teens, they need more wonder in their lives than the kids do anyway

This must be John Oliver’s uncle or grandfather or something

I agree that parking minimums are criminal, but get this AI generated slop off my feed

This isn’t a smart play, but it forced Nintendo to spend more of their legal team’s time on him, rather than the emulation community, so I support his suicide mission.

Wholesome and distressing at the same time

The first E in Mercedes sounds slightly different from the other two in German, mostly because the rhotic sound [r] modifies the tongue placement for the preceding E, forcing you to say it as either an open-mid front unrounded vowel [ɛ], or a mid near-front unrounded [ɛ̽]. The [r] prevents the vowel from being a Close-mid front unrounded vowel [e] like the 2nd and 3rd occurrences of E.

Or more simply, the first e sounds more like “bed” while the second and third sound more like “may”, assuming you’re reading this with a standard American dialect.

Not if you pronounce it the way Germans do

According to Ryujinx developer and discord moderator Riperiperi, “[On September 30] gdkchan was contacted by Nintendo and offered an agreement to stop working on the project, remove the organization and all related assets he’s in control of. While awaiting confirmation on whether he would take this agreement, the organization has been removed, so I think it’s safe to say what the outcome is. Rather than leave you with only panic and speculation, I decided to write this short message to give some closure”

Seems like this was a deal done behind closed doors between the project owner and Nintendo. It’s completely reasonable to expect someone else to pick up the project under a different name, using source code available from earlier forks.

Unfortunately, this will further splinter the Switch emulation development community, and cause any work that was not yet release-ready (such as features detailed by Riperiperi later in the same announcement as the one quoted above) to likely never see the light of day.

Parasocial relationships go brrr