“It’s the only thing that makes me feel significant in a society that I struggle to understand” - Large truck owners (if they were literate)

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

“Champagne businesses in the U.S.”

What an uncultured dumbass.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

Found another Elon alt account.

I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

Hoe.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

Now consider wild fires during that period.

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

Taking a break after fucking Goofy.