Pakistani guy who loves his spicy food. I keep a bottle of crushed red peppers in the break room at work for when the boss orders pizza for the office.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Not sure why Nissan needs my sexual activity data but I can maliciously comply and make them regret asking for it.

I don’t rrally care when or if we have labor day as an official holiday. Seems like a pointless token gesture, considering the lack of labor rights and protections in the US.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

Babe, the latest AI torture test just dropped.

Turn the ballot upsidedown.

Improve, Adapt, Overcome

Exactly. With the IPO coming up, they can claim high engagement which is why I personally think that the best move is to not engage at all.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.