I have a golden retriever puppy, a Labrador, and 2 cats.

When I hear loud unexpected noises, I wait until I’m mentally prepared for seeing whatever they fucked up. Sometimes that means it will wait for an hour or more if I didn’t hear any glass. The puppy is getting better at not rough housing inside, but she’s still very young and energetic.

My house could be haunted as shit and I’d still blame the animals. Anyone who immediately thinks “Ghost!” Or “Robber!” Clearly has never owned pets.

You’re not a real water connoisseur unless that good crisp water gives you the fizz.

The awful Trump branding might be laser engraved in America.

Everything else is guaranteed made in Taiwan or china. The US was just barely getting its semiconductor industry back under Biden.

If these things ever ship, I can’t wait for someone to crack one open just to find a bunch of Chinese parts.

I’m just wondering who’s using a physics textbook from before the Industrial Revolution.

If your want proof that the wealthy live by a different set of laws, look no further than the time Elon Musk, ceo of SpaceX, went on a podcast and smoked weed.

SpaceX has DOD contracts for launches, and somehow him blatantly violating federal law had no impact on the contracts his company fulfilled for the government.

Do I think weed should be classified like it is? No.

Do I think that everyone should be held to the same standard? Yes. And if anyone else had been involved in government projects while going on podcasts and smoking weed, they’d at the very least be fired.

Where exactly are they storing these fuel cells? Most commercial planes store fuel in the wings, unless I’m mistaken. Imagine a bird strike that exposes pure sodium metal to a cloud or something. Now you have a metal fire on the wing of your aircraft while it’s in flight.

Linux Mint is very user friendly. It’s basically the windows UI, including all the familiar keyboard shortcuts, and the software store is very robust. 99.9% of things are just point and click. Using Steam and a browser is the exact same experience as on windows, only a bit snappier.

Proton has come a long way.

The only game I can’t play is fortnight, and that’s because Epic won’t enable the anti cheat to run on Linux, not because the game doesn’t work.

By the time Cyberpunk 2 comes out, I’ll have my own Keanu installed in my brain.

My experience has been more like this:

OP: I’m trying to make lasagna from scratch but my noodles aren’t turning out right. Here’s my noodle recipe and settings for my pasta machine.

Mod: duplicate post of “How to make canned spaghetti bolognese” thread locked.

If it wasn’t for the stupid Darrel Dixon show, my head canon of the walking dead only affecting America would still stand.

They literally just walk, and it would be pretty obvious that everyone is infected after the first year or so of people dying from the flu and shit. Any country with competent leadership could have squashed the zombies in a couple months.

Was on a plane for the first time a couple years ago for my honeymoon.

Likely going to be for the last time, given every time I get a raise, the price of everything fucking triples.

Dwemer: We will use a science like approach to gather a deep understanding of the underlying magic that powers this world, then we can build a device to ascend to godhood.

Universe: Get the fuck out, nerds.

The elderly keep many disappointing restaurants afloat.

There’s a place by my house that has aggressively mediocre food. Every dish on the menu is merely edible, nothing to rave about. The sphaghetti tasted like Chef Boyardee, the steaks are under seasoned, the fish is overcooked, burgers are decent but always dry, gyro platter and sandwich are served with watery tzatziki that ruins the otherwise pre prepared meat, and the entire breakfast menu is always served just slightly warm. This place has like 150 menu items and does none of them well.

The only reason I go there is because I take my grandfather out for dinner twice a month. I ask him where he wants to go, and half the time he wants to go there. I have taken him to good restaurants but he doesn’t like the selection. He wants to be able to pick from 200 choices in one spot, even if none of these are particularly good.

I would assume that the North Koreans took an old Soviet sub designed for 5 dudes, and crammed 9 into it because they couldn’t build a 9 person sub but needed 9 people for something.

It never left

Read a fucking history book

Ah yes, genocide is always the answer.

After all, we killed all the Germans Right?

For those of us that don’t use arbitrary made up units at all, that’s 1.35515609E+34 Planck Length x 8.477460474E+33 Planck Length x 2.555613997E+33 Plank Length.

Use real measurements. A meter is how far light travels in 1/299,792,458 of a second? Statements made by the utterly deranged.

It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.