How fucking dare you.

I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

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Fucking hell I was looking for my glasses. Thought it was me 😄

In this case I think having “no notes” and then “104,574 notes” adds a little bonus giggle at the end.

If there is one thing we can be sure of, it’s that there will be an updated version of Skyrim for the Switch 2.

I think they mean their “current union”. You’re right, of course, that they’d basically be forming a new union 😄 but I don’t know if it would be recognised in US law

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You have a lot of pissed off people and your country has a history of saying fuck you to political figures you don’t like 😉

Love, Your English Allies

You literally already did this with your independence from England. As someone who was born and raised in England… You got it right the first time! Don’t let another king sit on the throne. You fought so hard to prevent this before.

This is the only thing making me think the 2 hours is “playing content”. Before I cancelled Netflix I could easily spent 10-15 mins looking for something to watch and failing to find anything interesting. If they include that time I’d expect it to be much higher 😄

Why would I stop?

I could be mistaken, but I think he says, “Yeah. It was neat.”

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

In mean they are all great. But there is just something about her…

I will see her face in my dreams.

I don’t know why Spider Jesus would be 5D, but I’m on board with it.

You play as Zelda in this game.

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Yeah, like JavaScript

Wolves are for level 5 and bears are level 10. We have to start with the giant spiders first or the level 1 noobs won’t stand a chance.

Now go and collect 10 bundles of silk thread. Killing 273 spiders should do it. Drop isn’t guaranteed.