I couldn’t tell from the picture, but she looks a lot fatter.

I might be ootl on this one. Who is she?

That’s a huge butt plug!

Lol, Fart Jokes!

Reply to his every tweet with that.

Lisa needs braces.

It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That’s what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.

Please invite me if you get invites

In my head canon, Pippin helped gandalf avoid this fate.

Good on you for not bothering the wildlife or endangering your own life and just choosing to live with Bigfoot quality pictures instead.

Federated meme generator.

Or soda. Or sugary drinks in general.

The orcs of the misty mountains are called goblins. I think Tolkien used the terms interchangeably.

It’s called git. It’s been distributed from day 1. GitHub was an attempt to centralize it.

What about Pluto and Charon? Their barycenter is outside Pluto.

I propose binary (and more generally n-ary) planets.

There is one big caveat to universal time:

Future dates: If you use utc here and a time zone definition changes, you’re boned. You have to store local time and offset for just this one usecase.

I’m 40+ and still love spinners :)

MS DOS v4.somthing. (1995)

Slackware that came on three 5.25" floppies. (1997)

First hard drive Linux: Debian.

Eventually red hat for several years, then back to Debian based (mint etc) around 2005. Been using Sid (Debian “unstable”) for a long time.

The original saying is “If at once you don’t succeed, try, try again.”

So yes, try exactly two more times.

You picked a Hitchcock frame as a meme and didn’t go for one from Birds. Shame!

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