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Are there any other undocumented features of my abdominal cavity that I should be aware of

so you’re saying the theory remains undisproven? woa… O_o

An ice ball the size of Jupiter dotted with small little flat earths would have a surface gravity of at least 19m/s², about double the measured gravity of Earth. The real value would likely be higher, as surface ice compresses the ice below it.

Otherwise a very based theory, can’t think of anything else wrong with it