He got 6 months, so he wasn’t too far off, unfortunately.

The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat

Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled…

“Whale brain chunks”

“Bear brain chunks”

“Raccoon dick”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Is this just another vehicle for persecuting rubes?

If by “rubes” you mean any individuals that this administration views as political enemies, then yeah, I think you nailed it.

I will upvote any picture of a cat (try me!) but this is a particularly nice one.

I’ve used PDFgear Scan for my last handful of documents that needed scanning, and it’s been great. I particularly like their UI for fine-tuning any cropping. The automatic crop is generally fine, but I’m a stickler for clean edges.

Same. Hard to believe that it could have gotten worse from what I remember about it 10-15 years ago.

That’s what I meant – I didn’t think there would be much left to be bimbo-fied.

Wait, he’s into “Bimbofication?” As in, the process of turning a non-bimbo into a bimbo?

Then why’d he marry Kristi?

Definitely sounds like I’d need a funeral after eating something that vile.

There’s already a well-documented method to take these out:

“FOR A Special Gunt”

List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that’s just Starlink.

Check out the list of launches under “Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches.” It’s every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

“Den why’d dey call it da’ salination plant?”

“Actually, ya know what-- ALL numbers are too complicated. From now on, ALL numbers will be replaced by 1.”

mcchris ownz

Diaeresis? Try Pepto Bismol.

Our internal slack channels contain more and more AI-written posts, which makes me think: Thank you for throwing this wall of text on me and n other people. Now, n people need to extract the relevant information, so you are able to “save time” not writing the text yourself. Nice!!!

My last software dev employer did this, except with the “voice recording” feature. Instead of composing messages in text in a text chat (because that takes too long), he’d hit the record button and just start talking it out, then send the recording. Easy! Then the team had to download and listen to ~5 minutes of verbal diarrhea, pausing and rewinding for twice that long in an attempt to glean something useful from it. This particular kind of delusion existed before AI.

Oh, it’s that stand-up comic I like, Mike Birbig-- Oh. Uhh…