Caring for your kids interests is GAY men!

-twitter blue user & divorced twice

As a former little kid, we always thought you were actually scared, but we blindly believed you

Hella

My windows PC: pwease be Eco fwiendly tink of de enviwonment 🥺🥺🥺

The fucking Azure:

That’s sick as hell

Doesn’t matter. It’s not safe from me either way.

NGL I first thought these were heroin needles until I saw where I was.

Oops! All slop!

Based confession

Anderson Cooper once said to Mr. Lord in the first term 2017 during the Russian concerns:

“If he took a dump on his desk, you would defend it.”

I thought this was a misinformation joke post Ohmygoddddd

Kinda based

Leaderboard on a crossposted post, free dopamine in one basket

Many such cases

I’ve got 5 bones and 7 minutes make it work or else get the Gulag treatment

What about the pisskeeper who keeps the piss

Try the lavender flavor

Gimmie ur blood

I’m not on reddit dot com forward slash r forward slash all???

And then the bus clapped

not with that attitude