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From: noreply@tøøther.com
Subject: Account closure
Dear User,
You have been rated 3 stars or lower by our toothbrushing partners in the last 14 days. For this reason we are closing your Tøøther account and revoking your toothpaste access. This decision is final and there is no appeal process.
Best regards,
Tøøther Trust And Safety Team.
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