Because the media outlets are owned by corpofash

What are the odds someone still on Twitter today knows or cares about infosec?

There fucking isn’t one, and there might never be again.

Not enough Panera bread locations.

We had the internet in the 90s. It just wasn’t in every 12-year-old’s pocket all day, and the nefarious smoky room types were too old to understand how it worked, let alone carry our mass manipulation campaigns with it as the medium.

Boo hoo Sally

Yeah absolutely don’t just paste in IDE and hit compile, but it usually gets you going in the right direction even if it gets some of the specifics wrong. Sometimes I don’t even know what to call the concept I’m looking for and describe my understanding of what I want in a fair amount of detail. Goofle can do fuckall with that, whereas GPT will say “It sounds like you probably mean…” and at least give me a starting point or a phrase to search in the docs.

ChatGPT has mostly replaced tradsearch for me, at least when I’m looking for something that can’t be accurately described in 2-3 words

All technology isn’t created for porn, but it is immediately used for it. I’m ~90% sure the Apollo missions were trying to find green chicks to fuck like in Star Trek.

That’s a funny way of saying AI filtered altar boys

For a second I thought I was still in the thread about monkeys face-rolling typewriters until the heat death of the universe not eventually producing Hamlet

> typeof Infinity
'number'

Riddle me that, smart guy.

Switch to AMD. More monkeys.

They’re almost there…

Liquid Neutrogena followed by Aveeno moisturizer in the shower.

Stridex pad periodically throughout the day if my face starts to feel oily.

I used to have a whole shave routine that included Proraso and Old Spice, but the ritual started feeling less zen and more like a chore so I don’t really do it much anymore.

Bad assplay list

For the anti-gay party they sure seem to spend a lot of their time thinking about dicks

I’ve met those walking stereotypes a handful of times but yeah, WAY less common than Tucker Carlson or whoever would have you believe

You seem to have missed the “shut the fuck up” part

I agree with the sentiment but I’d say in the ones who genuinely believe it, it’s a result of them being successfully deceived or manipulated