There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.
There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.
Making new frens every day
That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.
I’m terrified to see an AI rendering of what The David, 2 Girls, 1 Cup would look like.
If you aren’t going 90mph on your way into Detroit you’re causing a traffic jam. Full stop.
Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!
Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!
It’s the smell of success. No doubt.
Like this comment if you recently farted.
He’s gonna need a bigger truck…
They decided ERIC was the best one to spin this?
Yup. These are expert scientists with their hands up in the air explaining how this shit is exponentially hitting the fan.
This is an inflection point. The fire alarms are blaring.
They should get every penny of funding available to deal with this.
The wisdom of the elderly that aged too young.
That jingle will always be legendary
Anyway, here’s caterwaul
Meowing intensifies
So literal but delightfully abstract. I can’t believe I’ve never seen this one before. All the way down to the big 'ol hanging dick in the middle. Love it.
You can see anything depending on what you’re focusing on.
My parents didn’t smoke but that’s literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.