bobzilla@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some humorous quotes/life advice that would be funny to see embroidered on a throw pillow?English
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8 months ago“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)
“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)
I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.
Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.
Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?
No straws In Minecraft
Instructions unclear…
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Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.
If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).
Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here “next Saturday” could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I’m being dramatic for effect).