Definitely depends on the region, cause daddy long legs are harvestmen (northeast US) e.g.

2012?

I know what you did in 1263

Spoiler alert!

The market isn’t free

Leo is an animated movie, and definitely isnt like the Adam Sandler movies you’re thinking of

Pawsitive changes

I had trouble with Bottles but Lutris just works

Ache doesn’t sound like H, it sounds like ake. When we say age it sounds like eidg, which might sound somewhat similar to aitch.

Well since it says “fracking” then that means it is fracking

This is more like what you’d see with the naked eye

Kvaesitso has drained less than 3% of my battery every day for the last week. > 20% sounds like an unusual amount of drain

Stremio + torrentio

Purple guy confuses me

We dont have to guess, it is literally powered by these generators because the local infrastructure cannot support it.

It still demonstrated what I was trying to say, that if you go too literal on these two jokes then you’re missing the point

Its similar enough, the definition is limited and therefore enables a joke to be made.

Well the text in the image of the “definition” of a square is clearly tailored to fit this joke, thats why the logic of what a square actually is doesn’t apply. Its like telling Diogenes that his chicken is not technically a human because it doesn’t have two hands and a nose.

Didn’t realize jokes have to be literally correct

Its supposed to be absurd, taking it seriously makes the already bad joke even worse

Does no one understand this is a joke, talking about parallel lines and mathematical proofs is pointless when its a fucking meme