Now is where someone better at storytelling than me would talk about the time Andre the Giant drunkenly passed out in a hotel lobby and nobody could move him so they just left him there.

I feel like no longer caring if strangers can hear you poop is a big part of growing up. Not to say I’ve reached that point.

Someone should put down some traffic cones to direct people to a decent media player.

To them, making a brown man miserable is time well spent.

Just from an engineering perspective, is there a dumber place than Phoenix to build a data center? I guess the cost-saving perspective always wins out.

Good. Fuck the oligopolies.

I recall seeing an in-depth retrospective of either Oblivion or Skyrim, and Todd’s recurring defense of the dumbing down of the games was to avoid the state Bethesda was in during Morrowind’s development, where the future of the company was very much uncertain, and where Todd was one of the folks not sure if they were going to have a job next month. I dunno about Todd himself, but I guess that line of thinking isn’t present in the people with the power nowadays.

I would have no trouble believing Tom Hanks put on these costumes to make this joke.

He heard they were calling to end the war and thought “What can I do to strengthen my buddy Kim’s negotiating position?”

Just kidding, he’s way too dumb for that. He heard “North Korea” and thought “I don’t member why but I like that Kim guy”

Fair. Either way, it does not matter that he’s lying so brazenly.

Trump knows it wasn’t vandals, his supporters know it wasn’t vandals, and his supporters know that Trump knows it wasn’t vandals. This is just a wink and a smile to communicate “look how pissed the liberals are getting.”

And in all the back and forth, his supporters won’t feel the need to care about all the taxpayer dollars the president is using to deface American symbols.

Chicks dig dudes with money

Pretty sure that’s it. I never owned it, but a friend had a demo for it.

If he wasn’t such a stupid dipshit I’d think he had a humiliation kink.

This is consistent with all the other times the president ordered the government to spend billions of dollars to undo years of work.

It’s probably not just the policies themselves. Caving to that type of pressure raises a big red flag about leadership competence.

Karoline Leavitt actually stuck around a pretty long time, by Trump Press Secretary standards. Maybe she gets a thrill out of MAGA twisting themselves into knots to make whatever she says feel true.

Honestly I’m grateful I didn’t face that kind of temptation when I was a teenager.

You only have budweiser? Fine, I’ll get sober.

Writing an essay and writing fan fiction are very different levels of engaging, though.