Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

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It’s when poor people do something the wealthy don’t like.

I believe that life as we know it exists somewhere else in the universe .

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

It’s a parasite

Niiiiiiccee

It’s a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that’s already hot?

I never considered the cat aspect. My grip on reality has been undone.

I suppose you feel the same way on the “soup is cereal” too?

I’ve got a cat that does the same thing, just licks the gravy, I made the mistake one day of getting the patte, my other cat scarfed it down no problem, but miss priss sat there next to her bowl looking at it then looking at me like um this must be fixed immediately.

It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism.

Don’t forget Brawndo, it’s what computers crave.

Is this back when America was great?

The supreme cunts can just change their ruling whenever they feel like it, so as long as it’s their boss tRump it’s fine but anyone they tRump doesn’t like they’ll just make another decision saying you can’t do that anymore.

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Fun fact 90% of all Harley’s are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

That scene where Raphael shouts damn broke my 10 year old brain, the ninja turtles cussing 😳

Well if you or someone you don’t like was injured give us a call.