Except for that one time that it was

So Santa brings naughty kids a bundle of sticks? Hmm 🤔

If you do not consent, their bullets cannot enter your body either

Preston Garvey, is that you?

Almost as horrifying as cordyceps. Instead of mushroom flavor, it’s the barnacle flavor that doesn’t outright kill the host. I had a hard time conceptualizing the wiki article, but found a cute stop motion video explaining it.