I don’t watch the Olympics, but if shit went down like that today, I definitely would.

But how do I write my name on the wall then?

Yeah, I mean. It’s just a Basic Input/Output System.

Aren’t jokes meant to be funny?

I don’t understand. Who thinks these are comparable?

They serve very different purposes.

they recovered completely in just a few decades.

Around 4 decades.

So we agree?

The damage done will take decades to undo. No one trusts USA anymore. Even when Trump is gone, no one will trust you. We saw you vote him in TWICE. So who knows who you will vote for in the future.

I wouldn’t say that’s crazier than a 70’s nerds wildest dreams. In the 70’s they thought talking to your computer was just around the corner. They would more likely be amazed that it took so long.

I don’t know if I can fit there. Hmm, maybe if I take my keys out of my pocket and hold them in my hand while squeezing through.

Normally I would say that you should pick the one YOU like. Because everyone has their own favorite. But in the case of Ubuntu, I would say you should go with any other distro. Ubuntu is becoming the Windows of the Linux community.

Don’t you remember all the computers bursting into flames and every nuclear bombs going off?

One of my friends, who is a woman, once showed me her dating app to show me why she found it so exhausting. I tell you, I’m ashamed of my fellow males. She got so many cheap messages from horny guys, to the point where she found the app useless.

For me, last time I used a dating app, I found it very hard to strike up a meaningful conversation with my matches. It was like I had to carry the whole conversation and they took forever to respond. So in that retrospect, it might be why some guys don’t put in much effort when contacting women. But most of the massages my friend showed me, where absolutely just mouth breathing horny guys.

Me too. Hey, could you help me smuggle some drugs?

This is the right answer. Also the internet hadn’t been overtaken by big companies and bots. And law makers was just starting to understand what it was, so it wasn’t censored left and right. It really was a magical time.

He caused quite a few wet spots among danish teenage girls in the 90’s - 00’s.

And I haven’t even shit my pants yet.

I rank myself the greatest musician ever. Above Elvis and Michael Jackson. And I can’t even sing or play an instrument.

A lot of tech today is over priced subscription/data farming crap that is locked and dumbed down so the average consumer can use it without overloading their limited brain capacity.

I’m not going to sign up or use an app on my phone to activate a piece of tech.

Luckily there are still DIY projects I can tinker with. And it’s much more satisfying making it yourself, although more time consuming. But that’s part of every hobby, right.

90 = Half fives.

50 = Half sixty.

70 = Half (I don’t even know how to translate this)

I’m not a big fan of AI myself, and I think most of its use cases are over hyped. But in this case, AI is used to find vulnerabilities in the linux kernel. Vulnerabilities that any script kiddy can now also find very easily using AI. So it makes sense for developers to use the same tools.

As for now, the code to patch these vulnerabilities, are written by the developers and they have responsibility for the code they commit. I don’t know if some of them use AI to generate code, but I would suspect they read it through very thoroughly before committing.