GOOD point!

Interesting, only instances I can think of for 2nd person writing are those old “choose your own adventure” books.

Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.

Believe it or not, Chernobyl also continued to operate after the accident. The last unit was finally shut down in 2000, 14 years after the disaster.

This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You

Feelings don’t care about your facts

Hm, maybe it was 98? I forget which version I had as a kid, but it was one that had a flat image as the cockpit, definitely pre MSFS X.

Or at the very least comically broke into a million pieces like they used to in the old games. (I think I’m specifically thinking of 2000, but I don’t remember for sure. When I try to look up MS Flight Sim 2000 crash, all I get is troubleshooting guides)

Who can say no to a piping hot bowl of slut soup?

No, this is Garfield

Yeah my favorite was always this one:

lol you wish

Astral projection costs extra, and it’s not covered because it’s a specialist.

He wasn’t ready

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

I’m under court order not to answer that question.

Idk, kids sound a lot easier to fight than adults.

Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

slowly the Trump administration began to understand the nature of Putin’s regime

That’s a very charitable way of interpreting Trump’s latest reversal. I’m sure she’s just being diplomatic, but she’s offering Trump and his ilk far more grace than they deserve. That alone is strength I don’t think I could match.

Lemmy really helped scratch the Reddit itch. I was lucky enough that my app of choice (boost) was also available for Lemmy, so the transition was pretty seamless (actually, more seamless than it would’ve been sticking with Reddit, since I left over the API shit, which would’ve forced me over to their half-baked app).

The only thing I really miss is the sheer volume of users, especially in more niche communities, but the posts on Lemmy imo tend to be more quality over quantity than Reddit, so that helps.

Menu translations are hilarious, but this does sound like an LLM mistook “chicken pops” for an eggcorn of “chicken pox” and described it accordingly, though it may not necessarily be the restaurant that used the LLM. It could also be an auto-generated summary from a search engine, for example.