Making your extension cords digital makes them smarter but not smaller.

Oops, our AI we made ourselves specifically to lay people off might accidentally on purpose hallucinate and ruthlessly violate our legal obligations.

It wasn’t us! It was just a bug in some code! Totally accidental!

Sounds like it would be trivial for Denuvo to detect it’s on a Linux host.

Crossing the Delaware would have been much easier on a brontosaurus.

Borrowing against shares is the dump.

Oh, we’re gatekeeping driving?

It was too short notice to replace the “Lady Graham” monogram on his desk so they went with the easy option.

Someone shouted “GLASSHOLES!” and died.

You missed the critical middle step of pumping up market valuation so you can borrow against the hype.

Brexit was Spain’s back door plan to steal Gibraltar!

• The Daily Mail, probably

Only a piece of shit would seek absolute power.

Same vibe as those shouting “all lives matter” at BLM protests.

You sound like someone who believes they’d win in a fight with a bear.

People OK, government bad.

Israel should exist as a pluralistic society.

Apartheid Israel needs to undergo some very painful changes, starting with ending their genocide against Palestinians.

This dude was a special snowflake conservative who thinks the government owes him a free sewage system on his undeveloped lot.

City officials told Heemeyer that putting in a septic tank was a less expensive alternative, but he rejected both options and said that the government not paying for the sewage linehookup was “extortion by government fiat”.

Later someone bought the land he had been trespassing on as a shortcut, so he raged out that he didn’t get a payday from it.

If the meal is bad, don’t finish it and then ask for a refund.

What do you think might be offensive about your statement? If you really have no clue ask an AI.

AND Uwe Boll!

Public mockery is solicitation.