demonologic

Ha, true! This could be a Philip K. Dick storyline 😁

I knew it had to be somebody’s fetish

But keep your hands off my sam or I’ll gollum you right in the shire

Right?! That’s just

The lemmynsfw community is better for having @rawstrawberry@lemmynsfw.com in it

Ah shit, sorry to hear that, that doesn’t sound good. But hey, you live and you learn, right?

Don’t fuck crazy.

Being a completely normal and well-adjusted individual myself (*cough*) I can’t recommend a total moratorium on the crazy-fucking; I’d say that by all means fuck crazy as long as it’s not too crazy, but don’t be surprised if things go pear-shaped 😅

Meditation on the the booty-chomping alligator?

No wonder she ended up being your girlfriend, that’s a winning move.

Well, depending on the context anyhow; I can see that going sideways pretty bad too 😅

They’re just ridiculously hot. Even though I’m a sucker for femmes, I’m also a sucker for themmes 😆

Oh don’t I wish it was. Just generic hornyposting, I figured I’d plonk it here because the sidebar says “a place for all of your memes that are sex-related or just plain NSFW.”