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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.
According to the wiki:
Tozzetti later wrote that Capponi’s explanation for taking the two fingers as relics was “because Galileo wrote so many beautiful things with them.”
It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why was the janitor late for his appointment? Because he over-swept.English
9·7 months agoHmm. I’ll take it.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!
isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.
They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.
Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.
Canada: maybe the Americans aren’t totally wrong, bit of a “the baby and the bath water” situation, perhaps?
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Pretty strange flavor for a cookie (OC, taken today)
3·7 months agoAccording to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.
Yep, that and other similar variants of the hat are what I’m mocking.
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MeanwhileOnGrad@sh.itjust.works•The PEOPLE'S ethnic cleansing of 6 million Israeli JewsEnglish
8·7 months agoThere are a plethora of factors (upbringing, psychological predisposition, life events, etc.) that shape a person’s worldview, be that view good or bad.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bansEnglish
14·7 months agoMaking sure those kids have play-dough brains.
Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”
The proto-millennials, if you will.
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Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
5·7 months agoYou can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol





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