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He has the facial expression of someone who just got caught looking at porn.

You made it on the back map New Zealand! Well done!

Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.

Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called “Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn’t say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?.”

Is that a yes or a no?

Nah there’s room for both of us. Plus I’m Aussie, I’ll say cunt a lot more than he would.

They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.

When it’s your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

Well send those Emus that kicked our ass! Good fucking luck defeating those cunts.

What if my cookware isn’t people and just metal pans, do I still have to clean them?

Don’t forget that there’s only like 2 real citrus fruits the rest are all genetically modified fruits.

I like the app personally, I like to modify my burger a lot so it saves me time and I don’t like talking to people, so instead of saying a long ass line of words I get to go

“Yes”

“My Code”

My Macca’s will just give you a thumbs up when it’s done and I don’t have to talk to people, plus when you’re in a line where everyone’s using it, it’s actually fast food again.

But I get why people won’t use it.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if through his “research” he finds a working anti aging cream but it doesn’t work on him because of all the other shit he took, so he becomes the only one who ages.

Me: I wish life was like a movie

Also me: Not that fucking movie.

In ska they call that Skankwiching.

Yeah, has that dude even been in a band? Honkwinching is one of the best parts of being in a band.

This is my new favourite show.