You really need to try mixing the candy corn with salted peanuts. 👁️👄👁️👌

This one time at the Champaign Blues, Brews, and Barbecues festival, I opened a port-a-potty and there was a woman on top of a man inside having some fun, so I apologized and shut the door.

I felt like I had to interrupt my wife’s reading to show her this just because I knew she would understand. I recognize I am the problem here.