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Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄
Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!
He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.
I stopped believing in adults in 2016. Some kids are just bigger than others.
First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.
If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.
Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…
Premeditating the murder of a plant.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.
Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
It’s actually pretty fun when you play it back double speed, chipmunk style.
Ah, the superior siege utensil.
This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
This, but instead of biting, the cat would shove her head in your laughing mouth.
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…