I wish I had some hippocratic style oath I could lean on to not release unsafe, unoptimised, barely tested, possibly maintainable code.
Alas all I have is good, verbose comments and an email here or there expressing my concerns.
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fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•How Video Game Sex Scenes Are MadeEnglish1·3 days agoNah, I got skills, she just doesn’t swing that way :/
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•How Video Game Sex Scenes Are MadeEnglish21·3 days agoWait a goddamn minute, my V never got a sex scene with Palmer!
Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•What have been the games whose writing really got into you?English2·12 days agoBrigador has surprisingly excellent writing. And moreover, I mean it literally.
Between maps, you have a config interface where you pick a pilot, guns and a vehicle to put it all on. But you also have a window with Intel. You have to pay ingame money to unlock this Intel, in the same you have to pay to unlock pilots, guns, vehicles, maps. They prices are not negligible. I unlocked every single piece of Intel, many times before I unlocked other more useful things, because it was that good.
I wanted to read more. I wanted to know more. I should point out that most of the Intel was self sufficient : it wasn’t a huge story cut up in parts. I could read one Intel and there was no incentive to buy the next more expensive one to know the end. But it was quality military sci-fi and so much lore building. And here and there, hints about cool equipment combos to try out in game (this pilot in that mech with those guns and gizmo).It was a complete shock to find such quality in what is otherwise a shooter. Yes, many action RPGs have encyclopedias worth of lore, disseminated freely throughout the world, on items, etc. I think the presentation here helped. But I was genuinely surprised at how good and enjoyable it was to read. I literally sat down and few times spending like an hour reading through bits and pieces and going to play a map or two only so I’d have enough cash to unlock some more.
I hope I get to enjoy such surprisingly good writing in a game again in my gaming lifetime (and I’ve been playing for about 37 years, I should add).
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Games@lemmy.world•Borderlands 4 - State of Play Deep Dive | PS5 GamesEnglish1·13 days agoDo we still need to click to pick shit up on the ground? Because that drove me insane to the point I didn’t play BL3, pretty much.
Look up a good article on coding fonts and pick your camp! At the moment I have DejaVu installed but I’m not a purist. As long as it’s properly designed for this I’m happy. Ligatures are particularly nifty in some languages but no big deal. I recall one author picking a font so that the italics would be cursive rather than monospace, so that his comments would look like handwritten notes in the margin, but I never got a chance to try it myself. Looked great though!
Haha, very true! But I’m not a Buddhist. It’s a gift from one of my former colleagues in China who gave it to me as a good luck charm.
I got a wonderful Buddhist hanging charm for my car with a nice big 卍 (wàn) on it and you better believe I don’t give a fig what people are gonna think about that!
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•We're a few years late, but hear me out2·22 days agoZoids?
I was listening to Compay Secundo in the car yesterday and for me who doesn’t speak Spanish, Guantanemera, with the whole crowd singing along, sounds a bit too cheerful these days.
I think we are not fundamentally disagreeing. Condoms alone are not a protection against all the bad things that could occur while sexually experimenting.
My initial point was that if one is going to experiment, there are ways to mitigate risks. Condoms are one such measure, and they are ridiculously effective compared to the effort they require.
Being sexually uneducated will still make things risky, but if I’m faced with someone who has decided to fuck their way through Europe, you bet the very least I would tell them is to always have a condom with them.
Sortez couverts !
I don’t think your grasp of statistics and logic is quite there yet.
Because something may fail doesn’t mean it is useless. Because something may happen doesn’t mean it will.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Trump calls piracy "Non-Tariff Cheating"English2·24 days agoI am still annoyed that we let the damn Argentinian beef get through, but I think it’s comparatively hilarious that we still won’t budge on US “food”.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Trump calls piracy "Non-Tariff Cheating"English421·24 days agoHoly shit! That guy hacked the system!
fibojoly@sh.itjust.worksto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Trump calls piracy "Non-Tariff Cheating"English5·24 days agoI’m guessing that one is toward the EU?
And fucking your wife every single day is no guarantee she will get pregnant. What’s your point?
They are more effective at stopping STDs, STIs, and unwanted pregnancies than thoughts and prayers though.
You might not be aware but condoms are a thing.
Oh hey! That’s me for the last two years! Again!