Preach!

Not just men’s. It’s unisex! E for Everyone!

https://youtu.be/6g2bHqV01es

EDIT: It’s in Polish, but it’s still a good video.

We’ll start storing 3 or 4 copies of data, since 2 doesn’t seem to be enough. An off-site backup would also be nice. (this will only apply to new cells because see below)

Also let’s add an option to re-enable telomerase. An option, because WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE. Some people probably still rely on “dying” behavior.

It’ll be fixed when we starting storing element counts as 64-bit integers (instead of 32-bit).

Unless they’re into that. Remember to ASK BEFORE you do this.
(expect a fat “no”)

Obligatory “We need to rewrite the lightbulb in Rust” joke

I think you missed the point

Yeah… Neither helped. Any other solutions?

Y’all are free to post your own picks in the replies. No judgement (probably).

As a neurodivergent person, thank you for writing this for me.

Just in case…

https://988lifeline.org/

name checks out

Give me arbitrary code execution and privilege escalation in the simulation we live in and I’ll be satisfied.

Also something something you’re not really gay

Yellow = Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Translation: Correlation does not equal causation.]

Mental disorder would be more fitting.

*Gulf of X-ica