Small fry.

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

Just expressing appreciation for the correct amount of bums. Thanks.

See, I can do this, and often do. I wake up at 0730 naturally and it’s a great feeling when I wake up a couple of mins before the alarm. But I do set an alarm - because I’d never, ever bank on it.

Sod’s Law I’d sleep in when I need to catch a flight.

Yikes I didn’t appreciate how big the Dodge was until you pointed out the Volvo.

I don’t discriminate. Humans, bots, whatever.

Lol. Ok I’ll try: A/S/L?

ASL?

Well then the court will progress to asset seizure if he doesn’t pay. He doesn’t really need that Scottish golf course, perhaps it could be turned into a public park - or perhaps a country retreat for traumatised US citizens seeking asylum.

Auntie far. HTH.

Take a bough.

It’s what we sometimes call our cat.

How did you take that picture?

Better than entomology, which just bugs me.

SmokeyDope’s Law

Yep I’m here for this. Hadn’t even heard of this until 2 mins ago. Now I’ll def read that.

I’ve taken to saying ‘adequately, thanks’.

Absolute legend. Thanks so much.