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Bro we couldn’t even get people to wear masks and get free tests and vaccines without triggering white outrage, how you think actual financial hardship is going to go over with these people?

He talking about Tim Apple?

Marital rape not so harsh I guess

Because they share access to a creepy porn viewing tattling/shaming app, and he was underage when it began https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/21/mike-johnson-covenant-eyes-anti-porn-app

South Texas is too vague. We talking coastal humidity, searing temperatures, flooding rains, drought, or all of the above?

I’ve been to several Christmas stores open only during the winter in Texas

Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_

My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.

Copper chisel chips on old mining piles, copper replacement agates, lots of small copper specimens that are slowly filling my house. I gave up on the sweeping metal detectors once I got some nice handheld probes that you can shove deep into loose dirt and rocks while digging.

They do know that 9 is too late for many uterus carrying children since they will have already been menstruating by that age, right? Or should it just be a horrific surprise to them?

Puffballs! Step on them when really dry and they make a satisfying POP under your foot

Never ever date someone who’s not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you’re his mom and still have to fuck him? No.

Oh no…anyway

I have ruined many dinners by talking about digging organs out of dead animals and people, for science

Ugh the rat tails randomly appearing in and around the cages

Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.

I hope a side effect of the AI training on reddit comments is that text output is littered with Fuck Spez

This is clearly wrong, all field scientists are mad to begin with